So here's the idea... you redefine your life by redefining terms you previously thought of as set in stone.

Here it is, the dictionary that will change your life and expand your mind...

or at least give you a hearty fucking laugh

Prick- the pain an addict feels when he has to find a new vein... in between his toes (see also Anthony)

Anthony- the master of Zen and all that is life. go to 27Z.net and make him happy... or unhappy... you know, whatever. taught me all I... know?

Consciousness- that annoying thing between me masturbating... fortunately that's not very often

Sleep- what I should be doing with the time I'm masturbating

Masturbating- what I am doing right now. what I am always doing. (see also Me)

Me- There is no me

You- You are not me. there is no me. therefore there is a you

Crack Addict- how to tell if you are one

1 you are currently viewing this webpage

2 you are or have ever viewed 27z.net

3 you can't read this. sure it's counter-productive to put this, but hell it belongs here

4 you are snorting, shooting, or sniffing right now, alone in your own room

5 if you deny that you are one. I know you are. STOP FUCKING LYING.

Porno- the real use of the internet.... let me help you...... Porno?

Life- This is not your life. Your life is under a rock in Tibet. Now go, Kimba, and find it!

Whore- see the Rachel section of 27Z

Rachel- see closed minded whore

Hacking- what computer nerds do to draw attention away from the fact they have small penises

Small Penis- do you have a girlfriend? if the answer is no, you have a small penis. fuck friends do not count towards this (Zen). Likewise, if you have a girlfriend and she has ever said "size doesn't matter," you have a small penis.

Rape- the purpose of women

Women- objects which should subject to men. my girlfriends do not have to do this, nor should women who are with good men

Good man- one with a big penis, or someone who refuses to rape a woman

Smoking- the most bittersweet escape on earth

Alcohol- the most legal escape from earth, but don't drink and drive

Drinking and Driving- suicide

Suicide- a moment of pure enlightenment that just couldn't end in a better way