What is this PHILOSOPHICAL bullshit?

How did I get stuck at this CRAPPY webpage?

Congratulations, you've stumbled on the rarely imitated, always dissipated, never useful...

Will's Thought of the day?

Without further adieu.... the thought of the day is...

To thine quarters, dishonorable wench. It ist by thou'st humblest wishes that I may partake of thine heavenly goods and haveth a brother get a tappeth of thine ass?

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